Dave the Diss Dragon app for iPhone and iPad

That kid beside you bugging you in school? Need someone to help you stand up and provide the most excellent disses? Dave the Diss Dragon is the dragon for you then! Featuring 7 awesome dragon disses at the push of a button:

"Well dont we think were king of the castle"
"Let me talk slower so even you can understand. I..... rule..... you..... drool!"
"Youre not even worth the fire in my belly"
"Peee-u! Let me light a match, cuz your breath stinks!"
"Go back to school you dummy!"
"Eat my driving dust, slow poke"
"Honestly, just give up and run home to your mommy"